What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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