if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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