I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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