if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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