Its about making memories worth repressing
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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