There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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