it hurts more in the daytime
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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