i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I will be naked everywhere
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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