I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just had sex on a roof
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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