Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Damn victory sex feels great
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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