Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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