is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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