I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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