Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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