R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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