Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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