i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I met the friendliest cop last night
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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