hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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