Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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