The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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