I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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