If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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