there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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