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Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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