It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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