i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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