ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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