How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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