At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
4 words: hood of his car
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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