I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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