If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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