Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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