I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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