i think my tv is drunk
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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