are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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