Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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