She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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