Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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