Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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