Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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