have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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