lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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