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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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