I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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