He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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