You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Randomize
