WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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