Don't you send me to vm
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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