There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm really into asian looking animals
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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