well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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