Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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