I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
