its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Do plants get herpes?
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