I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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