from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
