ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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