those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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