I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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