things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
